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Desperate Housewives Scripts

"I Guess This is Goodbye" -- (spec script) Lynette learns her marriage is over; Gabrielle celebrates her divorce; Bree clashes with Danielle.

Pilot -- the episode that started it all. You'll notice some changes between this and the aired pilot.

''Pretty Little Picture'' -- Susan stuck naked outside! ''Rex cries after he ejaculates''! Etc.

''Who's That Woman?'' -- Mrs. Huber blackmails Susan! Carlos beats up a gay guy (for the first time)! Etc.